Children say
the “darndest” things. Well, I’m here to
tell you I have been known to say the “damndest” things as I have aged. Here are a few:
· Forgive
me for I would love to sin again
·
Tell
me, does this fat make my butt look big?
·
I’m
taking a 12 week online course. When
finished, I should be able to change the channel on my television.
·
Mirror,
mirror on the wall, who is … that looking
back at me?
·
When
you are young, farting is funny. When
you are old, it’s just a fact of life.
·
I
love to play with my 2 year old grandson because I usually win every game. But not always.
·
Now
where did I leave my G Spot?
·
They
say “It’s only money”. They say that because they have some.
·
When
in Rome, do as the “Roamings” do. And
when you are roaming and can’t find your way home, do as I do… call Uber.
·
I
just saw the musical “Anything Goes”. It made me laugh. So I went.
Damn that bladder.
·
Rudyard
Kipling wrote “never the twain shall meet”.
Well, I met a twain in Cleveland and took it to Denver. So I don’t know what he was talking about.
·
As a Virgo, I am shy and don’t like being the
center of attention. Huh?
·
I
was recently stopped by a local policeman for a “California Roll” (it’s a
traffic violation). Since he mentioned it, I asked if he wanted to go out for
sushi. I was hoping he would frisk me
(see the first entry on this list). I am hoping to be paroled soon.
