Thursday, March 30, 2023

THE DAY I HAVE DREADED HAS ARRIVED!

                                                           


The day I have most dreaded for over 10 years has finally come.  

*    I can deal with turning 75…I don’t like it but I can accept it. 

*    I can deal with losing more than winning at pickleball…I don’t like it but I have to accept it.  

*    I can cope with portions of my body sagging and swaying all at the same time…I don’t  like it but I find it amusing…in a tearful sort of way.  

*    I have given up on People Magazine or what I call “Who are These People” Magazine…I don’t like it but I don’t have to read it.  

*    I can deal with political differences…I don’t like it but as long as I know I am right and the other side is wrong….I can handle it.  

BUT, BUT, BUT….there is no turning back from what I have just discovered and I truly can’t, won’t, accept the inevitable.  Ladies, flared pants are back.  I know there is a lot of fake news, but I just saw the recent Banana Republic catalog and there they were…all loose and baggy at the bottom (like I’m not baggy enough there!!).  Why can’t the “Republic” go back to harvesting “Banana(s)” and leave us “well seasoned” ladies to our oversized tops and pants that provide us with some semblance of shapely legs.  It’s a conspiracy I tell ya and I’m not taking it anymore.  I knew this day would come and I am ready to protest.  Are you with me?…...are you there?.....are you taking a nap…or are you out shopping for the latest flare pants? 

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